Can’t it just be that I like to hit people with hockey sticks? Can I not deem it as a hobby and not be termed ‘psychologically impaired’? When I asked my bearded therapist, all he had to say was “No.” Needless to say, I also hit him with my hockey stick. Where am I now? Raffa Police Station, Bur Dubai. Cell number 07.
As I rewind to ten minutes earlier, I am being ‘escorted’ into the Police Station as photographers and journalists take my picture and note down my quotes. There were a lot of obscene comments that Gulf News won’t print. Then again we’re not Gulf News. We’re better. The one comment Gulf News did print, was “I’ll be back on the internet by noon!” Damn. Its 1.11pm. That means I’ll have to stay overnight? Subhan Bhagwan!
As for my partner, he could care less. He parked his soul at Mehfil 2 as he began to throw One Dirham coins at the mujra aunties. “Five Dirhams is too much. It’s not my fault they didn’t invent a One dirham note” said Sushil as he mercilessly continued to throw coins at the 72 year olds. On the event that took place this morning, Sushil had the following to say, “I’d say the launch was a success. We managed to make our existence felt by the many millions married to the internet. We are only a few hours old and we’re already the talk of the universe.”
As he paused to take a sip of his Capri-Sonne Orange Juice, soon enough the sipped orange juice all came flying out as he received a slap from one of the mujra aunties. “Any publicity, good or bad, is good,” said Sushil as he now began to throw Fifty Fils coins at the aunties.
so funny...ha ha ha
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