After Swine Flu, Banana Flu threatens to wipe out the Milky Way Galaxy

Bad fruit? Or Mutated Aliens from the planet 'Banana Republic'? "We're taking the necessary precautionary measures to save the human race," says Sushil Kumar, president of Humtohkarengey Islands, an archipelago nation of one and a half islands in the Pacific Ocean, some 2,000 kms off the coast of the famous 'Lost Islands'.

"The world is looking to us because we have the only two surviving superheroes that haven't fallen to this epidemic outbreak," President Sushil continued. "Yes, we have had our problems with Iran in the past, the U.S. too, but it's time to stand up and do the right thing - rub it in their face that we're better than them!"

The nation's closest ally, Sri Lanka, will aid the tiny nation in anyway possible to rid the universe of this uprising by the formerly friendly fruit. Upon asking the President of Sri Lanka, Anoop Tiwari Jayasuria, what kind of support he plans to give President Sushil and his nation, he had the following to say, "Oh, so we're not playing Cricket today?"

Hero & Jataal - Humtohkarengey Islands' resident superheroes decided to assure the media that their efforts will not fail. "Yeah, we'll do something," said Hero as Jataal snored loudily. Upon waking up Jataal Singh by throwing a Fifty Fils coin at him, Jataal finally began to speak, "I'm not exactly a superhero. I'm more of a villain, but i guess now is good as any a time to surrender to redemption," said Jataal as he added, "Mogambo uncle taught me well. Magneto chachu gave me some abilities. So yeah, we'll like do something."

When asked of the relationship between the two former rivals, Hero had this to say, "Jataal killed my mom, but we're way past that right now. He's my new mom."

Farah Somethingwala, owner of the Chiquita corporation spoke to the media on what was for her a very tender subject, "I like bananas", as she dropped to the floor after eating one of her own products. Dharmendra, lead detective on the scene had the following to say, "Su-side."