Local idiot gunned down

Ex-Detective Dharmendra Singh Babbar, is finally dead.

"It was what he wanted," says Bowby Goal, 32-year old son of the deceased. "He was disturbed. He would receive 10 cases a day, and all of them would turn out to be suicide victims. In the end, Papa couldn't take it anymore. He'd attempt to kill himself, but he'd just wind up killing fish. I mean, he wouldnt even bring the fish back home for dinner!"

Then how did he die, you wonder? "Papa neh tereko touch kiya? Touch kiya papa neh?" replies retarded Sunny, brother to Bowby and son to the now infamous ex-detective. "He touched Bowby. He never touched me," says Sunny as we caught up with him at Mehfil II just recently after he was discharged from the St. Karama mental ward.

"We can't pinpoint to who really did it," exclaims Watson, second in charge to the deceased detective. "The murder took place at the shooting club in Jebel Ali, and all the guns got mixed together. Now there are a hundred and forty-six guns to search from, who is going to do it, tera baap?"

"It is a tragedy, i'll admit. The town has lost its' crime fighter. It's a sad day in history", says Edward Dekhfood, local fisherman and owner of the fish factory, 'Something's fishy'. "In a way, what happened was good. Our customers were complaining of finding bullets in their fish. We just couldn't take it anymore."

To reiterate the horrifying experience, we met up with clown fish, Nemo. "It was scary man. It was worse than a shark gunning for your life! Have you ever been pointed at with a gun before? Huh? Have you?!" replies a quivering Nemo. We think he peed during the interview, but we'll never know for sure.

Local ruler, Sheikh Shakeit, has appointed Television star David Caruso, who plays lead detective 'Horatio Caine' on the hit TV Show C.S.I Miami, to replace the late Dharmendra. Unlike, Dharmendra who deemed all his cases to be suicide victims, David on the other hand arrests the first person he sees on the crime scene and closes the case. We think, they aren't that different after all.